![I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, "You're next." So I started doing the same to them at funerals, "You're next." I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, "You're next." So I started doing the same to them at funerals, "You're next."](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/i-hate-going-to-weddings-because-the-old-lady-next-to-you-always-whispers-in-your-ear-youre-next-so-i-started-doing-the-same-to-them-at-funerals-youre-next--a05f5.png)
I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, "You're next." So I started doing the same to them at funerals, "You're next."
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![From loneliness and loss to pure inconvenience: Women have revealed the secret reasons why they actually hate weddings From loneliness and loss to pure inconvenience: Women have revealed the secret reasons why they actually hate weddings](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/nintchdbpict000319578340.jpg?strip=all&w=634)
From loneliness and loss to pure inconvenience: Women have revealed the secret reasons why they actually hate weddings
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Joan Rivers Quote: “I hate weddings. Weddings are nothing more than catering with virgins. Sorry, in the old days it was virgins; now it's b...”
![Indian weddings be crazy. Its wedding season here and this is why I hate weddings. And people. - 9GAG Indian weddings be crazy. Its wedding season here and this is why I hate weddings. And people. - 9GAG](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aZxmM09_460s.jpg)
Indian weddings be crazy. Its wedding season here and this is why I hate weddings. And people. - 9GAG
![I Hate Weddings: A Minister's and Couple's Guide to Sacred Weddings: Carrier, John V.: 9781556735417: Amazon.com: Books I Hate Weddings: A Minister's and Couple's Guide to Sacred Weddings: Carrier, John V.: 9781556735417: Amazon.com: Books](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/5173n8qH-aL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)
I Hate Weddings: A Minister's and Couple's Guide to Sacred Weddings: Carrier, John V.: 9781556735417: Amazon.com: Books
![From loneliness and loss to pure inconvenience: Women have revealed the secret reasons why they actually hate weddings From loneliness and loss to pure inconvenience: Women have revealed the secret reasons why they actually hate weddings](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/nintchdbpict000319578341.jpg?strip=all&w=634)